Macbook Air-Head
(I work at my former middle/high school in the tech department as a summer intern, prepping for my departure for college. My school provides 7th-12th graders with Macbook Airs to use as they please, so long as they follow the T&C and whatnot. This is during one of the distribution sessions. A kid is rifling through the laptops looking for ‘his,’ which he is not supposed to be.)
Me: *slightly sternly* “Can I help you?”
Student: “Yes, I’m looking for my laptop.”
Me: “All right, I’ll get it for you; what’s your last name?”
Student: “[Last Name].”
Me: *knowing we have about ten people with that last name in this session*
“First name too, please?”
Student: “Derek.”
Me: “Oh, really? You’re Derek, are you?”
Student: “Yes. Give me my laptop.”
Me: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to give me your real name, kid. You’re not Derek.”
Student: “Yes, I am! You don’t know who I f****** am! You can’t just tell me what my name isn’t!”
Me: “Yes, actually, I can, because Derek is my best friend’s little brother. Now. What’s your name.”
Student: “I… uh…” *exits quickly; clearly was some kid trying to finagle his way into getting a free laptop, hoping none of the techs would notice*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.