Sent To The Nurse For Extreme Existentialism
Middle School | Learning
| June 16, 2016
(I’m in history class, sitting across from a classmate who hasn’t gotten much sleep lately.)
Classmate: “Ugh… I wonder if I go to the nurse’s office and say I’m dying, she’d let me go home.”
Me: *with a straight face* “We’re all dying slowly. Each day we get closer to death.”
Classmate: “Okay, I don’t need to have an existential crisis today…”
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