Ambi-Sux-terous

(We are in English class and our teacher asked us to write some sentences on the board. A guy in my class decides to show off an unusual skill.)

Student: “I’m ambidextrous. Do you want to see?”

(The class gets interested. He proceeds to write the sentence our teacher assigned him with both hands at the same time. While we all agree that this is impressive, his writing itself… isn’t.)

Teacher: “Holy s***, you can’t write with either hand!”