Doesn’t Take Much To Crack His Code

(The professor for this class is a former archeologist specializing in temples and other religious sites. He is typically a very sweet, easy-going man.)

Student: “Professor, what do you think of the recent documentary that talks about finding Jesus’ tomb?”

Professor: “The one directed by [Director]?”

Student: “Yes, that one.”

Professor: “Let’s just say if [Director] was crossing the street in front of my car, I wouldn’t slow down.”

(He pauses for a moment, and then graces us with a gleeful smile.)

Professor: “If [Director] and [Popular Author of action/mystery novels that take great liberties with religious history] were crossing the street together… I’d speed up.”