Can’t Speak A ‘Lic’ Of The Language
(I have recently moved from Wales to London. As such, I have a Welsh accent the kids are fascinated by. I also drops in Welsh phrases when I speak.)
Student #1: “Why does Wales even have its own language, anyway?”
Teacher: “Why wouldn’t they? France does. Germany does.”
Student #1: “Yeah, but they’re not part of the UK. Scotland and Ireland don’t.”
Teacher: “Well, actually they do: Scots Gaelic and Irish Gaelic.”
Student #1: *look of dawning comprehension* “So, sir, we’re speaking English Gaelic right now?”
Student #2: “Did you actually just say that?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?