The Philosophy Of Honesty

(It’s the first day of class and we’re going through the usual introductions. Name, major, where we’re from. The teacher also wants us to say why we’re taking philosophy. Everyone so far has said ‘I thought it would be interesting.’)

Me: “I needed a class in this area and this was the only thing that wasn’t full.”

Teacher: “So you don’t want to be in this class at all?”

Me: “No.”

Student: “At least she’s honest!”