Was Born Back In The Future

(We are on a field trip to a court room in the late 1980s.)

Bailiff: “All rise for the Honorable Michael J. Fox.”

Judge: “Okay, everyone. Thanks for coming today. Let’s start with any questions you might have.”

Me: *really excited* “Were you named after the actor?”

Judge: “Uh, well, since he was born approximately 30 years after me, I think it’s probably a safer bet to say he was named for me!”