Unfiltered Story #32681

I’m in band in high school. We somehow start talking about non-music related. The following happens when a flute player gets involved:

Someone in the Clarinet section: *makes joke about Dragon Ball Z™*

Someone in Alto Sax section: 2.0’s brother hates that show.

Flute player: I WILL SLAP HIM. THAT SHOW IS LIFE.

(A little while later, we start talking about WW2.)

Tuba: So what would have happened if we didn’t stop the bomb on Japan?

Flute player: Dropped what? What bomb?

Tenor sax: A bomb. We dropped a bomb on Japan.

Other Tenor Sax: You’re in ROTC. You should know this.

Me, on the inside: I really hate flute players. Moronic POS.