Unfiltered Story #32369

(I’m in my second Calc class with the same group of students and the same teacher as last year, so we’re all very comfortable together.)

Student: “Hey (Teacher), I need to go potty.”

(The class all laughs a little.)

Teacher: *struggling not to laugh* “Ok, is the monitor someone you can get past?”

(Student sticks his head out the door.)

Student: “Yeah, she likes me.”

Teacher: “Make sure to tell her you need to go potty.”

Student: “Okay.” *walks out*

(We all are laughing, but we quiet down enough to hear:)

Student: (from hallway) “I need to go potty.”