Requires An Explanation In Black And White

(I am going through a sanitarium-style horror attraction. I have nobody to go with so I tag along with a family who are black, while I am white. They only have a small six-year-old with them.)

Woman: “This looks scary as all h***.”

Me: “Yeah, I’m not tagging along for my sake; I’m doing it for yours.”

Woman: “That’s completely fine. It’s like you’re our second son!”

Man: “You got some explaining to do, [Woman]!”