Almond Milk Is A Hit

(My friends and I are driving home after a night out. It’s very late, and for some reason, we’ve gotten on the subject of parents who raise their children vegan but don’t provide them with proper nutrients.)

Friend #1: “…probably the kinds of people who think hitting your kids builds character. The ones who make their kids drink nothing but almond milk.”

Friend #2: *in an exaggerated voice* “There’s only two things in this world kids need. Hits, and almond milk.”

Friend #1: “Yep, nothing else.”

Friend #2: *laughing* “You just open the fridge and there’s nothing in there but almond milk.”

Me: *laughing* “And a boxing glove that pops out attached to a spring.”