Be Glad You’re Not Marta
(I am using the washroom at High Park when I hear a little girl singing in another stall.)
Girl: *singing* “Marta, Marta, won’t you please wipe my bum! Marta, Marta, Marta! Marta, Marta, won’t you please wipe my bum!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?