It’s An Earthworm After All

(My best friend and I live a bit of a way apart, but we frequently call each. Tonight, he’s annoyed because his son has been playing the same song over and over, leaving it stuck in his head.)

Me: “It could be worse, you know.”

Friend: “Oh?”

Me: “He could be playing Justin Bieber.”

Friend: “Oh, god…”

Me: *singing* “And I was like baby, baby, baby, ooooh…”

Friend: “Quiet you!”

Me: “There’s also this one.” *singing* “It’s a small world after all…”

Friend: “I will drive two hours just to kick your a**!”