No But If He Did He’d Start With You
(An ethnologist has just released a documentary on an Afro-American religion often thought to be “black magic,” which premiers in a small local cinema. The documentary aims to debunk some of the worst stereotypes about the religion, and the ethnologist has invited an African-American priest who has agreed to answer the audience’s questions afterwards. Some of those are interesting, some show that the asker clearly hadn’t paid attention to the movie, but the priest still replies politely. Then comes this gem, though…)
Asker: “Do you sacrifice humans?”
Priest: *after short silence, baffled* “What a stupid question.”
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