Now You Know What Mariana’s Been Up To

(My mother is driving my friend and me home after school. I’m telling my friend about a stubborn girl in my class getting verbally thrashed after saying various things aloud.)

Friend: “The teacher should just throw her into the Marijuana Trench.”

Me: “Sounds fun!”

Me & Friend: *laughs*

Me: “…You mean the Marinara Trench?”

Friend: “That sounds even better!”