Not IT’s Department
(I used to work in the IT department for a well-known grocery chain.)
Friend: “Oh, you work for [Grocery Store]?”
Me: “In the IT department, yes.”
Friend: “Then you can probably answer this question: Why are the grocery prices so high?”
Me: “…I have no idea.”
Friend: “But you work there!”
Me: “Yes, in IT. I write and test computer programs. I have nothing to do with setting the prices.”
Friend: “Oh. Well, how about this: I was in [Grocery Store] the other day, and the lights flickered. Did you have anything to do with that?”
(I laugh, thinking she’s joking. She’s not.)
Me: “No. I didn’t.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.