King Nephew
(Since we are in a college town, are open late, and serve fast food, we tend to get a lot of intoxicated students. They’re usually not much of a problem and I like to listen to their drunken conversations as I clean tables around them.)
Drunk Guy #1: “The last time I went to church was for my nephew’s coronation.”
(I stop in my tracks.)
Drunk Guy #2: “…His what?”
Drunk Guy #1: “His… conformation?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?