I Will Literally Punch You
(A couple of friends and I are hanging out at my house. While we wait for the pizza to arrive Friend #1 is complaining about being hungry.)
Friend #1: “I’m so hungry I could literally eat both pizzas all by myself.”
Friend #2: “You mean figuratively.”
(About five minutes later:)
Friend #1: “I’m literally about to send out a search party for the delivery guy.”
Friend #2: “Figuratively.”
Friend #1: “If you correct me again I’m going to punch you.”
(When the pizza arrives:)
Friend #1: *to delivery boy* “I literally love you right now!”
Friend #2: “Figuratively.”
(She punched him but only managed four slices before she couldn’t eat anymore.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?