These Puns Are Getting Hairier
(A friend and I are texting back and forth about several projects we are working on individually, but often coordinate efforts on. She is working from home, while I am working tech for a conference, but she has sent me screen-caps of a project summary. There is a moustache at the top of the first image.)
Me: “But what if I moustache you a question?”
Her: “You can shave it for later.”
Me: “Or I could goatee the source.”
Her: “That’s a beard solution, but it works.”
Me: “Eyebrows’d through your pictures. It looks interesting.”
Her: “It’s hairy interesting. It tickles my fancy.”
Me: “It might be too much stubble, though.”
Her: “Oh, don’t be lazy… Don’t sit on the sideburns… That’s the best I could come up with.”
Me: “Don’t get your muttonchops in a twist, darling. I’m starting to run out of puns myself… They’re the soul patch on my jeans.”
Her: “YOU WIN. I am officially out. ”
Me: “Me, too. That was fun. We should do it again sometime.”
Her: “Hehehehe we should. It’s growing on me.”
Me: “GROAN.”
Me: “You could always… SHAVE IT OFF.”
Her: “But… it’s beard-iful.”
Me: “Stache it, Rachel.”
Her: “Goatee off.”
Me: “Oh, beehive.”
Her: “Shan’t. But I give up again.”
Me: “Really and truly this time? Is this truce perm-anent? Because you could always combover and talk it out.”
(She sends a little pile of poo emoticon.)
Me: “…There’s poo on my phone.”
Her: “Oh noes. Sounds like a personal problem.”
(Unfortunately, this is a fairly accurate assessment of our relationship.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?