Friendship To The Power Of Pie

(A bunch of my friends are over at my house. It should be noted that we are all nerds and geeks and proud of it. One of the running gags in the group is that cannibalism will be offered as a solution to the most random of problems, and the other friends will generally respond with yelling ‘Soylent Green!’)

Friend #1: “If this were Soylent Green, [Friend #2] will be eaten first.”

Me: “[Friend #2] would not taste nice.”

Friend #2: “I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT! I’m delicious. Right, [Friend #3]?”

Friend #3: “…No, [Friend #2]. You would not make a good pie.”