Won The Hand, Left Only With His Hand
(I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a while, but I’m meeting many of his friends for the first time. A group of us are playing cards, and my boyfriend is winning soundly. We’re all getting a little annoyed at his luck, but one friend in particular feels the need to vent when my boyfriend takes yet another hand.)
Friend: “Ugh! Go f*** yourself, [Boyfriend]!”
Me: “He’s gonna have to…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?