Her Toes Follow You Around The Room

(I’m afraid of dolls. My friends know this and are nice enough to never bother me about it. Somehow we’re on the topic of my fear.)

Friend #1: “I think I’m going to put my doll collection up in my apartment next year.”

Friend #2: “[My Name] will never go visit you then.”

Friend #1: “Oh, that’s right! You’re scared of them!”

Me: “Yes! I hate dolls! They stare at you with their little eyes!”

Friend #2: “As opposed to staring at you with their little feet…”

Me: “That’s creepy, too!”