Have You Found The Gods?
(Where I live we don’t often get people in the street trying to convert you to their religion, so when a random woman walks up to me one day I assume that she’s lost and that the pamphlet in her hand is a map.)
Woman: “Hi.”
Me: “Hi. Can I help?”
Woman: “Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?”
Me: “Uh, no, thanks. I’m kind of on my way somewhere.”
Woman: “All you need to do is open your heart! When was the last time you took ten minutes off your day to reflect and pray?”
Me: “Last night, actually.”
Woman: “Oh! But before that?”
Me: “The night before. I pray every day.”
Woman: “Wow. I guess you’re all good, then. If only more people were like you! God bless you!”
Me: “Gods bless you, too.”
Woman: “Sorry?”
Me: “Gods bless you. I’m a Hellenic polytheist.”
Woman: *backs away slowly*
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