Caught Napping

(We’re two couples of new parents, watching our kids play at the park. A few months ago, the other couple wasn’t able to come to my 40th birthday party. We’re all pretty tired and wish our kids would sleep.)

Me: “Okay, all the people under 4 years old, have a nap!”

Friend: “Even better: all the people under 40 years old, have a nap!”

Me: “Well, too bad for me, then” *pretend sad face*

Friend: *stupefied* “What!? You’re over 40?!”

(He felt very stupid suddenly. Next time, come to my party!)