The Breast Chances Of Parole
(I was playing with my friend’s four-year-old daughter, using some of her toy cars and a castle play set.)
Girl: *holding up a particular car* “Pretend this one is gonna go to jail.”
Me: “Okay. Why is he in jail?”
Girl: “Pretend he said ‘boobies.'”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?