Putting The Disco Into Disconcerting

(I am a fashion fan and a traveler. My signature collection is t-shirts from the places that I’ve traveled. In this case, I’m wearing my 9/11 Memorial t-shirt with “In the darkness we shine brightest” printed in the shape of the twin towers. My roommate is sitting across from me, looking confused.)

Roommate: “What are you wearing?”

Me: “My shirt from NYC and…” *I look down to check* “My Kate Spade rose-gold and pave-crystal idiom pendant.”

Roommate: “It looks like a disco ball came to the two towers…

Me: “That is such an inappropriate mental image!”

(Needless to say, I’ve never worn the two together again.)