Unfiltered Story #27999

(My friends and I have been attending a well known anime convention for many years. Myself and one other are cosplayers, meaning we dress as a character from shows or games. We dressed as a hero and villain duo from a well known game. This particular villain wears no shirt. It should be noted that my friend dressed as the villain, despite being a bit shy, has both of his nipples obviously pierced.)

Random girl walks up to my friend: Hi! I really like your nipples.

Me: Now there’s a sentence you don’t hear very often.

Cue my friend turning bright red…