Unfiltered Story #99563

My daughter will say random things are potatoes. One day, she’s talking to her brother about her science project:

Daughter: Like you’re supposed to make a 3-D thing out of tape and paper and like… happiness, or magic skills, but mine looks like a potato. It’s supposed to look like an elephant, but it’s a potato. A potato with long, skinny legs. Smexy legs!