Unfiltered Story #99177

(The main people that shop in my petrol station are older ladies between 60-80. I am stocking out the drinks when one of the male regulars comes in and starts a conversation.)

Customer: “I don’t get it why is it that all these lovely looking girls keep checking you out.”

Me: *flattered, I decided to have a joke* “I don’t know; it’s probably because I’m so handsome.”

Customer: *interrupting me before I could continue* “NO. You’re not handsome, not in the conventional sense. The way I see it there are only two reasons why they look at you and not me. You either are young, which is attractive, or you’re ‘hung like a donkey’.”