Unfiltered Story #98755

(I worked as the Emergency Preparedness Coordinator for our county’s health department. One morning I got a call from the nurse in charge of the Immunization clinic.)

Nurse: “Does EmPrep have any booties?”

Me: “You mean the little blue disposable footy-things?”

Nurse: “Yeah.”

Me: “I’m afraid not. What do you need them for?”

Nurse: “This is one of those “you don’t want to know” situations.”