Unfiltered Story #98715

(I don’t know why I do it myself, but I refer to bad drivers as baboons. It’s the first time it’s come up in a while.)

Me: *noticing that my dad slowed down suddenly* “Baboon?”

Dad: “Yeah?”

Me: *seeing that there were two cars in front of us, not one* “Two baboons?”

Dad: “I think so.”