Unfiltered Story #98577

| Unfiltered | October 26, 2017

Customer: I need a book on homosexuals?

Me: Fiction or non-fiction?

Customer: Probably non-fiction, although, I don’t really know. My son wants something to school his 8 year olds on how homosexuals evolved.

Me: Umm, I think you might mean homo sapiens?

Customer: What’s the difference?

Me: Homosexual is gay and lesbian, while homo sapiens is the human species.

Customer: *blank stare*

Me: Why don’t I pick something out and if he doesn’t think it’s right he can return in within 28 days?

I picked a book and she purchased it. A week later we got a call from her son thanking me for putting her right, as apparently every book store she had been in prior to mine had laughed her out of the door for confusing the two terms.