Unfiltered Story #97916

, | Unfiltered | October 20, 2017

(I work in a family hamburger shop in a popular amusement park in my area. A customer comes in during a slower period and saunters up to the drinks area where I am at the time)

Customer: “Could I get a blueberry lime vodka, hold the ice” (or something along those lines)

Me: *As I am 16 at the time and could not possibly serve him that even if we had it, I think he’s joking and I try to joke back* “Coming right up” *I take a water cup and mix in some different types of vitamin water and sprite* “Here it is!” *I joke, making a show of presenting this ‘fancy’ drink to him* “I can’t actually give this to you though” *Pouring it out*

Customer: “Heh..” *He chuckles but continues to stand there*

Me: “So uhh, is there anything I can get you?”

Customer: “No just the drink”

(At this point I realize that this customer was not in fact joking and whole heartedly went into a family burger joint looking for a fancy mixed drink and went up to the 16 year old to ask for it)

Me: “O-oh uh well we don’t have that exactly.. we have beer at the stand on the patio outside but aside from that you probably won’t find what you’re looking for here, sorry.”

Customer: *With his expression turing sour* “Useless kid..” *and storms off*

(I was shocked at what just happened. To this day, a part of me still thinks I was sleep deprived and hallucinated the whole thing)

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