Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered

Unfiltered Story #97239

, | Unfiltered | October 4, 2017

(I’m taking a high school class in Mandarin Chinese, in which we often get into groups to make up conversations based on what we’re learning. We were supposed to act as shopkeepers and customers selling or buying clothes, while also discussing the weather. I happened to be working in a group of three. The whole conversation was in Mandarin.)

Me: *acting as a shopkeeper* “Hello, welcome!”

Classmate #1: *acting as a customer* “Hello.”

Me: “We have very nice pants for you to buy.”

Classmate #2: *acting as a shopkeeper* “It’s cold today.”

Me: “No, it’s too hot!”

Classmate #2: “It’s too cold!”

Classmate #1: “I’ll buy those pants.”

Classmate #2: “Here, I have them in black.”

Me: “I have them in blue.”

Classmate #1: “Can I have them in red?”

Me: “We don’t have them in red.”

Classmate #2: “Black.”

Classmate #1: “Can I get them in green?”

Me: “I—”

Classmate #2: “Black.”

Me: *menacingly* “We have them in black and blue. Would you like them in black or blue?”

(At this point the teacher says our time is up, so we never got to finish the conversation.)