Unfiltered Story #97231

(I’m walking into a store when I witness a woman trying to keep her kid from walking the wrong direction. She walks back over to the exit side of the sliding glass door, when the man behind her nearly runs into her, in spite of watching her the whole time.)

Man: “Hey!”

Woman: “Huh?”

Man: *snidely* “Watch where you’re going.” *under his breath* “Idiot.”

(I guess we’re all supposed to have eyes on the back of our heads now.)