Unfiltered Story #96677

We have just opened and there are several of us tidying up the checkouts. A customer approached.

Customer: What are all the numbers for?

Coworker: Numbers?

Customer: On top of your heads.

We look at each other.

Customer: Look, hers is about to hit zero!

He points at a customer fixing her hair in a mirror.

Customer: Three…two…one…zero!

As if on cue, the woman picks her nose. We all stare at her and she notices.

Woman: WHAT! HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE PICK THEIR NOSE! *storms out*

Customer: Aww, that’s bulls**t! I thought it was gonna be something cool.

He slouched out looking miserable, and we all stare at each other again.

Coworker: Thank god! i thought it was gonna be something out of that Nickelback song.

We all agreed the guy was probably on drugs.