Unfiltered Story #95702

My left hand is all bandaged up since I have a staph infection and due to my eczema, I have open sores all over my hand. After having to answer the same question every single day from customers over what happened to my hand, I start to lose my patience. I have a sign right on my lanyard directly above my name tag stating “Please do not ask about my hand.”
Customer 1: So, what happened to your hand?
Me: I got in a bar fight.
Customer 2: Did you hurt yourself?
Me: I was attacked by a possum.
Customer 3: What did you do?
Me: I fell off a motorcycle during a street race.
This was almost everyday for 8 hours straight. Just FYI, if someone you don’t know is injured, don’t ask.