Unfiltered Story #94393

, , | Unfiltered | September 23, 2017

(I am a young woman looking for skinny jeans in the mens section of a popular department store. I’m straight but want jeans with actual pockets for work. Everything goes well until a middle ages woman starts talking to me)

Woman: Honey I know what you’re going through. I’ve had to buy my husband pants for the last 20 years. The things we do for our men.

Me: Actually I’m buying them for me

(Instantly starts scowling at me and before I can explain myself just starts going off)

Woman: People like you are the reason so many bad things are happening to this country. It’s your perversion that has caused all these recent hurricanes. If you don’t find Jesus and accept yourself as a woman you will burn!

Me: *trying not to be speechless* I’m just trying to find jeans with real pockets so I can keep my phone in them while I work.

Woman: *starts eyeing me up and down* You better be, no one wants to burn!

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