Unfiltered Story #92742

(In this major chain grocery store, the bager is notorious for teasing me about owning cats. It’s fairly obvious he doesn’t like cats, but he normally isn’t mean about it.)

Bagger: Hey [my name], how is your dog doing?

Me: Fine.

Bagger: How are your cats doing?

Me *thinking he is going to be nice for once*: Fine, thanks.

Bagger: Oh. Well you should try feeding them bleach. Because cats are useless.

Me: *speechless*

(I reported him right away, and haven’t seen him since.)