Unfiltered Story #92740

My husband and I go into a restaurant where a host seats you rather than seating yourself. We appproach the host stand.

Husband: Table for two, please?

Hostess (dragging out her words and trailing off): Okaaaay, wheeeerre do you want to sit? Insiiiiiiide? Ouuuutsiiiide?

Me: Inside, please.

Hostess: Okaaaaaay, insiiiiiide….where?

Me: Any table you have available for two is fine.

Hostess: But do you knooooow, where? Like, over heeeeeeere, ooorrr heeeere, over theeeeeere… (waving her hands vaguely at the general area of the dining room)

Husband: Let’s just go find a table.

We chose a table and seated ourselves. The hostess watched us walk away with a confused look on her face, then came to our table and dropped off two menus without another word.