Unfiltered Story #92629

A woman comes in a resident who lives here. They’re just coming back from an outing and the woman comes up to my desk.

Me: Hello. Welcome back [resident’s name].
Woman: Do I need to sign the thing saying she’s back and…*trails off*
Me: Yes, just put down the time next to where you signed her out earlier.
Woman: Okay. *walks away*
Me: *blinks* Orrrrr I could do it…*writes time in*
Woman: Oh…did you want me to…*turns back for a second and then walks off again*
Me: Am I speaking English? *headdesk*