Unfiltered Story #92625

(This was relayed to me by my roommate, who works in the deli of a store.)

Customer: “Hi, I want some sandwich meat, but I’m on a diet so I can’t have anything with too much salt.”

Roommate: “Well, our beef has no added salt, so that should work for you.”

Customer: “Oh, no, I’m lactose intolerant. Unless your beef only comes from boy cows?”