Unfiltered Story #91900
Customer: “Are your books shelved by author or title?”
Me: “Well, if they were by title, we’d have a massive ‘The’ section, wouldn’t we?”
Customer: “So, author then – first name or last name???”
Me: “……last name.”
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Customer: “Where is the historical fiction?”
Me: “All fiction is historical – except perhaps science fiction.”
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Customer: “I looked for a Clive Cussler title and the one I wanted wasn’t there. Would they be anywhere else?”
Me: “Like, did I put some in with Tom Clancy?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.