Unfiltered Story #90897
(A few coworkers and I are taking a cigarette break. I notice one grimacing while he tries to stretch.)
Me: You okay? Too many tires?
Coworker: Nah, I broke my ribs a bunch of times when I was younger and they kind of.. Pop out sometimes.
Coworker #2: Ew, sounds fun.
Coworker: Yeah, all my misadventures catch up to me. Last night I was lying on my stomach watching TV and my girlfriend had her feet up on my back and it started spasming and she was like *jumps back* ‘WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?’ I said, ‘..My back?’ And she goes, ‘IT’S MOVING!’
Me: Just tell her it’s like one of those massager things.
Coworker: Yeah, except instead of feeling good it just.. Hurts?
Coworker #3: *laughs*
Coworker: Yeah. Let that be a lesson to all of you. Don’t hurt yourself, because.. It hurts.
(We all laugh)
Me: That was very profound.
Coworker #3: Seriously. I’m glad I didn’t miss it.
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