Unfiltered Story #90896

(Me and my coworker stop at a Vietnamese restaurant for lunch. He orders fries. There’s a red, plastic squeeze bottle on the table, the kind that usually has ketchup. He liberaly squeezes some on his fries)

Coworker: *looking up at me, eyes streaming* IT’S NOT KETCHUP!!!

Me: *trying not to laugh* I thought it was weird, but I didn’t stop you because I assumed you’d seen the GIANT LABEL that says ‘hot sauce’