Unfiltered Story #89878

, , | Unfiltered | June 17, 2017

(To keep the store clean we periodically send someone up and down all the aisles with a wide broom. On this day I’m on sweeps and am headed to the side of the store with the wine aisle.)

Intercom: “A courtesy clerk is need in the wine department; we have a customer waiting.”

Customer: *spotting me walking past the wine department while pushing a broom* “Are you here to help me?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry. I’m just sweeping.”

Customer: *grumpily and half under her breath* “Well I can see that!”

Me: *to myself* “Then why did you even ask?”