Unfiltered Story #89876

, | Unfiltered | June 17, 2017

(I am 22, but I look to be about 16; I have a very round, young-looking face. My mother has often (jokingly) asked me why people don’t just walk up to me and kiss me on the cheek because my cheeks are so round and squishy. This happens while I am talking to my sleepy boyfriend).

Me: (kissing him on the cheek) You are very kissable. Why don’t people just come up to you and kiss you on the cheek?

Boyfriend: (half asleep) Okay, [Mother’s Name].