Unfiltered Story #89016

I used to work for an armored car service. I had stopped for lunch and was standing in line to make my purchase.

Customer : Hey, could you help me?

Me: Sure. What can I do for you?

*People often mistake us for police so I liked to make sure they aren’t having an actual emergency.*

Customer: Could you please help me find *item*?

Me: I’m sorry. I don’t work here.

Customer: Are you sure? You look like you work here?

*Not only does our uniform not look anything like that of the employees I was wearing a bullet resistant vest with my company name prominently displayed on the front and back as well as my sidearm.*

Me: Yes, ma’am. I’m pretty sure.