Unfiltered Story #87852

(I ring a customer up for his game. I’ve already put his game in a small bag, and after he pays I show him a coupon on his receipt)

Me: So, there is a coupon on here for Buy 2 Get 1 Free!

Customer: Great. Now, it’d only be better if (Company) would stop wasting paper by printing such long receipts. Or even better, save plastic by not putting my game in a plastic bag when I can just carry it out. Which I can easily do, just hold it in my hand and walk out with it like that.

Me: Um…(takes game out of bag and hands it to him) Here you go..?

(As he walks out my next guest approaches the counter looking after the him)

Next customer: He could have just said he didn’t want a bag.