I am cleaning tables.

Customer: Miss! Waves me over.

Me: How can I help you?

Customer: This coffee isn’t very good. How long was it sitting there?

Me: I made it ten minutes ago.

Customer: Ten minutes? Oh ok then.

Me: What’s wrong with it? Is it too strong? Not hot enough?

Customer: Well… it’s flat.

Me: Ummm… can I get you a new one?

Customer: No if you made it ten minutes ago.

Me; Alright. Walk away. I have no idea what to make of that. Flat it’s not pop. I tell my manager and he just laughs.